I really hate writing texts about myself. So here are other peoples short texts about me.
A happy fart when given the right opportunity and a real softy even tho he wont admit it
Apparently I'm a fart and if you have to be one you might as well be a happy one, no?
You have a huge heart made of gold - love you!
That explains why my doctor thinks I weigh too much...
some (or all) of these are freely translated from Swedish